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Did you know Harry Potter’s wand costs the same as an iPhone? Let me prove it to you.

The math for this analysis is based on the following statements from the first Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Sorcerers Stone in the U.S.).

The cost of the Daily Prophet, which is delivered to Hagrid on Harry’s 11th Birthday.

“Give him five Knuts,” said Hagrid sleepily.
“Knuts?”
“The little bronze ones.”
Harry counted out five little bronze coins, and the owl held out his leg so Harry could put the money into a small leather pouch tied to it. Then he flew off through the open window.

And, the cost of Harry’s wand, purchased in Diagon Alley at Ollivanders.

Harry shivered. He wasn’t sure he liked Mr. Ollivander too much. He paid seven gold Galleons for his wand, and Mr. Ollivander bowed them from his shop

So a newspaper costs 5 Knuts.
And we know a Sickle is equal to 29 Knuts.
So that’s 5.8 newspapers for one silver Sickle.
We also know that a gold Galleon is worth 17 Sickles.
That makes it 98.6 newspapers for a Galleon.

Harry’s wand cost 7 Galleons.
7 x 98.6 = 690.2
So a magic wand costs the same as 690.2 newspapers.

If we assume your average newspaper costs a dollar then we can assume that Harry potters wand cost $690.20.

An unlocked 16GB iPhone 4 in the U.S. (before sales tax) costs $649.00 (After 7 percent sales tax the cost would be $694.43)

So, in conclusion, Harry Potter’s magic wand costs almost exactly the same as an iPhone. The real question is: which one is more magical?

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July 10, 2011 · Tangential · Tags: , , ,


“Magic becomes art when it has nothing to hide.”
-Ben Okri

It’s possible to compare improvisers to magicians. In fact, I’ve heard this comparison made in more workshops then I can remember and have probably used it on more then one occasion. I think it’s pretty accurate. We set the stage as if what we are about to do is impossible. No script! No planning! It’s magic! And for the most part, the audience believes there is no trick and the fact that we are making it up is magic. The magic is what we are selling at $10 a head.

That’s usually where the comparison end. Let’s take it a little further, shall we?

Magicians also do a lot of planning and have a lot of paraphernalia that the audience never sees. Such as trap doors, angels hair, fake thumbs, string and wires, smoke and mirrors, etc… and so do improvisers. We use editing techniques like sweeps and tags and sliding doors. We have formats like narrative collage, and domino, and even the Harold. And yet like magicians, we never tell the audience. Most improvisers nowadays, just get on stage and say “All we need is a word…” and they leave out the part about format and structure, and all the other little games they’ve chosen to use.

And to that I say: not cool. Why? Because we are not magicians. We are improvisers. We aren’t doing tricks we are supposed to be improvising. There is a big difference between a trick and a lie. Both sides know when it’s a trick, but the only people who know it’s a lie, are the liars themselves. We aren’t tricking anyone, we’re just holding back the truth (also known as being dishonest (also known as lying)).

Audiences don’t even know to look for the rules of a domino, they have no idea what a lotus is. They leave the show amazed thinking, “they just made that whole thing up, how did they know revisit those three scenes after that first group game…” (okay maybe they don’t think exactly that, but I think you get the idea).

Audiences go to see magicians because they like being tricked, they go see improvisers because they like being amazed. Unfortunately, they usually get what they want…and that makes me sad, because they don’t even realize they’re being tricked.

I always tell my audience exactly what’s happening. I explain the form I’ll be using to the best of my ability, or I don’t use a format, and I tell them that. I believe we as improvisers should be honest with our audience so that they too can be in on the act of spontaneous creation they are about to see. Because honesty…now that’s magic.

April 30, 2011 · Improv · Tags: , , ,